“scully … scully … i need u to do this thing for me. i can’t do anything by myself except stare broodingly into the distance”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“lol scully i kno we’re not working together anymore but can u please do some stuff for me as well as all the work from ur actual job?” — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“scully ur so stupid for not believing in aliens haha wtf science sucks ok now blow me pls”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“scully don’t make me tap my alien poster again.” — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“scully let’s go visit my friends who sexually harass you so that i can just stand there and laugh and do nothing about it”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“scully im so glad u had a good relationship w/ur dad so that i can unload all my daddy issues on u. haha omg i hate girls w/daddy issues.” — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“scully im going to the cemetery to dig up my sister’s grave again also can i touch ur boob?”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“SCULLY UR NOT MY REAL MOM”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“haha what? im not watching porn while im on the phone with u scully why would u think that? hey what are u wearing by the way” — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“scully u need to understand that im in the fbi but the rules dont apply to me bc im special. im like an fbi cowboy & ur a hot saloon owner”
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
“mulder im sending u into this hostage situation dont mention aliens ok?” Mulder to dude holding hostages: “MY SISTER WS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS” — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
Mulder: *breaks all the rules* FBI: ok i guess u can keep ur job why not
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
Mulder: “OMG MOM MAYBE IF U WERENT SUCH A SLUT THEN THE CIGARETTE MAN WOULDNT MAYBE BE MY DAD I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN I HATE YOU” — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
Mulder: yeah babe i work for the government even tho i hate them but like im fucking it up from the inside its called anarchy lol look it up
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
skinner: mulder we need to have a serious conversation *mulder draws a dick on his face* mulder: looooool ur a dick face — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
skinner: no more shenanigans mulder this time i mean it mulder: ur not my real dad u can’t fire me fbi: he’s got u there, skinner
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
skinner: all evidence points to you killing this man. krycek saw u strangle him mulder: lol no it was the government, they poisoned him — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
skinner: can u do one normal case like ur supposed to? mulder *glances at file*: uh it was the butler skinner: great job *arrests butler*
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
mulder: “yeah I’m sad about my sister but like not too sad for a beej. no ones ever that sad, scully.” — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
scully’s mom: scully’s missing im worried mulder *pulls out crucifix necklace” if shes such a skeptic why did she wear this? hmmmmm?
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
mulder: well scully now that u have had cancer and an alien baby i guess it’s time to apologize for not believing me — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
mulder: scully when will u understand that even when things are about u they are still about me
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
mulder: the REAL x-file around here is why no one is touching my wang right now. SCULLY. — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
scully: mulder can u pls take this seriously? mulder: *makes a dad joke* scully: ‘________’
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
scully: i don’t think they’re vampires maybe they just had porphyria it’s this disease where – mulder: I AM FAMILIAR WITH PORPHYRIA SCULLY — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
scully: can i make u breakfast? mulder: um no thanks last night was really great but uh i have a vagina i have to go investigate sorry
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
mulder: scully. don’t make me explain this again. the aliens are GREY not green. omfg do u think this is a joke or something? — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
mulder: um i kno this is kinda weird right now but i swear to god boning me today will make sense once the mytharc is revealed
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
mulder: what are u going to do? shut down the x-files? i’ll just make scully do all my work like every other time u shut us down. dickfaces. — Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) September 4, 2014
The Belle Jar 
Hahahaha brilliant 🙂
If I knew how to work Twitter I would follow you 🙂
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Though I really do love Mulder and think he is beautiful. I do think that there is a ethnocentric and very White male thing on him. Scully is always undertone and made culpable by her skepticism which becomes so boring after two or three seasons that I give Gillian Anderson credit for sticking up with a stick character who has a lot more potential then she is given credit for. I love Scully because she is intelligent and very calm and well paced so it was like the writers wrote Mulder as themselves and gave a “Mary Sue” aura about him so that they can put Scully down. The bad part about X Files is that it is very bad at characterization you can put both characters on Top without maligning the other which X Files had failed to do. Though I love the series I cannot overlook its flaws which I think were based on synthetic arrogance and not the organic synergy the show promoted.
As someone who has never ever watched the X-files, this post both makes me want to never watch it, and also really really want to watch it. XD
I think i saw your name and quote about j lawrence and how its sexual assault, i think it was on the Lawrence Odonnel news show, way to go girl, infultrating the tv, you sure stirred them up, and yes its just like someone a peeping tom is looking in my window, no more can men get away with abuse, women everywhere revolt and bring down the male domant statue quo dide
Whoa, that’s amazing!! I definitely did an interview with CTV about that but had no idea it had made it to MSNBC!
Do you write for The Toast? You need to write for The Toast.
Oh my god this is just so lovely.
lol. reloaded 😀
This is amazing, and makes me want to watch the beginning shows again (but not the later ones, they were just bullshit on legs).
I just found you via your “Mothering with mental illness” article. I think I love you 🙂 Thanks for writing and being awesome.